I'm So Gay I Barf Fucken Rainbows

mark-wahlburgers:

i do not have a faq

i do not get asked frequent questions

let alone the same question that is asked frequently

(via angel-with-a-tardis)

Me every month

believe-me-adia:


Me:
Oh my god. My period is late.

Me: AM I PREGNANT?

Me: Wait…

Me: I’m lesbian

Me: and a virgin

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.

Me: Seems legit.

(Source: bringme-s-u-m-m-e-r, via frostedstache)

Today my sister and I had a fight in the pool, a contest of who could give the other person more bruises by the end.

We both got a lot of scratches. We can’t know the outcome until the morning, when the bruises form.

it was very fun. I like bruises.

i-need-a-haircutt asked: why are you so hot?

Aah! I dunno, genes? :D But thank you very much :D

motolady:

Gettin’ ready to ride. Go girl, go.

motolady:

Gettin’ ready to ride. Go girl, go.

(Source: mish-mash-mush, via cheddarmoon)